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1- 6 pack of your favorite beer beverage.

While consuming above mentions 6 pack make sure you have another 6 pack in reserve while emptying the existing fuel into a can for lawn mower use. Urinate into gas tank when needed until all of the beer is gone. Swish urine about inside tank while consuming the remaining beers. Once your thirst has been satisfied and your bladder empty swish the urine one more time then promptly pour it out on the other side of your neighbors fence. Then add a couple drops of dawn dish detergent and about 2qts of hot water. Swish around and rinse. Keep rinsing until no more soap suds and then air dry. Swish a little gas inside of it once dry and then empty that into the lawnmower as well. It will be at this point where you contemplate getting more beer and calling your ex for some action.


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