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<blockquote data-quote="PALMER84ONE" data-source="post: 107428" data-attributes="member: 6"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Joan was quizzical; Studied pataphysical</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Science in the home.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Late nights all alone with a test tube.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Oh, oh, oh, oh.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Calls her on the phone.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">"Can I take you out to the pictures,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Joa, oa, oa, oan?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">But as she's getting ready to go,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">A knock comes on the door.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Came down upon her head.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Made sure that she was dead.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"><strong>Back in school again</strong> Maxwell plays the fool again.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Teacher gets annoyed.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Wishing to avoid an unpleasant</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Sce, e, e, ene,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">So he waits behind</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Writing fifty times "I must not be</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">So, o, o, o.."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">But when she turns her back on the boy,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">He creeps up from behind.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Came down upon her head.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Made sure that She was dead.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">P. C. Thirty-one said, "We've caught a dirty one."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Maxwell stands alone</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Painting testimonial pictures.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Oh, oh, oh, oh.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Say he must go free</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">(Maxwell must go free)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">The judge does not agree and he tells them</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">So, o, o, o.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">But as the words are leaving his lips,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">A noise comes from behind.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Came down upon his head.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Made sure that he was dead.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #676767">Silver Hammer Ma, a, an. </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="PALMER84ONE, post: 107428, member: 6"] [SIZE=4][FONT=Georgia][COLOR=#676767]Joan was quizzical; Studied pataphysical Science in the home. Late nights all alone with a test tube. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, Calls her on the phone. "Can I take you out to the pictures, Joa, oa, oa, oan?" But as she's getting ready to go, A knock comes on the door. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head. Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead. [B]Back in school again[/B] Maxwell plays the fool again. Teacher gets annoyed. Wishing to avoid an unpleasant Sce, e, e, ene, She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, So he waits behind Writing fifty times "I must not be So, o, o, o.." But when she turns her back on the boy, He creeps up from behind. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head. Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that She was dead. P. C. Thirty-one said, "We've caught a dirty one." Maxwell stands alone Painting testimonial pictures. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free) The judge does not agree and he tells them So, o, o, o. But as the words are leaving his lips, A noise comes from behind. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon his head. Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that he was dead. Silver Hammer Ma, a, an. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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