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<blockquote data-quote="Buckrun" data-source="post: 32433" data-attributes="member: 51"><p>Christmas eve 1985: I had already pissed away an academic scholarship to one of the best Universities in the world. No shit! (I was, WAS a smart f er and had big scores on SAT's and ACT's) So when the scholarship went away due to the fact that I was the "Social Chairman" at my fraternity and thought partying and making the next weekend the best blast EVER! I was out on my ass. Then they said I had to pay for my education. That sucked! I had no money! </p><p></p><p>So my best bud's dad offered me a job in the shipping and receiving dept making $6.25/hr! I took it and an apartment in the ghetto for $160 a month. There I could finish my degree at the University of Akron! I did finish my degree and worked like an SOB all the overtime I could, and taking classes from 6 to 10 PM every day and taking 16 hrs per semester! I graduated with a 3.25!<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/prof.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":prof:" title="Professor :prof:" data-shortname=":prof:" /></p><p></p><p>Back to Christmas...I had a hot babe that loved me and was soon to become my ex-wife! We put up a little tree and drank some wine and went to bed. About 3 am, I heard glass breaking in my buddy's apartment next door, and I knew he was with his family this weekend. I got my 12 ga shotgun, and opened up his door from the front, (I had the key) and confronted a person in his kitchen! He was a bum, bad clothes, long hair and beard, and he had the fridge open and was sitting at his table eating. Hmmmm. </p><p></p><p>I actually sat down with my shotgun and let him eat. He said he was hungry! When he finished, I let him take all the food he wanted and told him that I will shoot his ass straight up if I ever saw him again!</p><p></p><p>Thats my best story of Christmas spirit! </p><p></p><p>That time frame was 45 minutes.</p><p></p><p>I shit thee not!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Buckrun, post: 32433, member: 51"] Christmas eve 1985: I had already pissed away an academic scholarship to one of the best Universities in the world. No shit! (I was, WAS a smart f er and had big scores on SAT's and ACT's) So when the scholarship went away due to the fact that I was the "Social Chairman" at my fraternity and thought partying and making the next weekend the best blast EVER! I was out on my ass. Then they said I had to pay for my education. That sucked! I had no money! So my best bud's dad offered me a job in the shipping and receiving dept making $6.25/hr! I took it and an apartment in the ghetto for $160 a month. There I could finish my degree at the University of Akron! I did finish my degree and worked like an SOB all the overtime I could, and taking classes from 6 to 10 PM every day and taking 16 hrs per semester! I graduated with a 3.25!:prof: Back to Christmas...I had a hot babe that loved me and was soon to become my ex-wife! We put up a little tree and drank some wine and went to bed. About 3 am, I heard glass breaking in my buddy's apartment next door, and I knew he was with his family this weekend. I got my 12 ga shotgun, and opened up his door from the front, (I had the key) and confronted a person in his kitchen! He was a bum, bad clothes, long hair and beard, and he had the fridge open and was sitting at his table eating. Hmmmm. I actually sat down with my shotgun and let him eat. He said he was hungry! When he finished, I let him take all the food he wanted and told him that I will shoot his ass straight up if I ever saw him again! Thats my best story of Christmas spirit! That time frame was 45 minutes. I shit thee not! [/QUOTE]
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