You, apparently. are a really cool guy that can get my humor...Charles/Farles ! Really? you got that?
If so, that's awesome! We will have to explain that to 99% of the people here.
As far as "Butt-Jam Egypt" goes, well, your own your own on that one.
I live in a city, but go to my cabin and get into the gig. Been down there for 20 years. "They" know me. I'm cool. They call me "FBI" when they thought I was down there to bust them for growing dope.
I'm a local now, so I'm cool.
For $3.00, you can get a giant 16oz glass of genuine moonshine with wash!
It's a good thing the road isn't too far from my cabin!
It's a right, go a ways, a left, go a ways....home!
Isn't that cool as fuck?