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<blockquote data-quote="PALMER84ONE" data-source="post: 106666" data-attributes="member: 6">I got one for you:When I was a kid I was dating this girl that lived with her grandmother in a trailer park. The next door neighbor had a poodle that would always bark when I got there through the window in the side of their double wide. Anyway, one day we were siting in the front room enjoying each other and I herd that dam dog barking only it seemed closer. Well, the gardener was there and the dog was out. The yard was real nicely manicured and it wasn't even that big, so I don't even know why they had a gardener. Anyway, the gardener was just doing some trimming and all of a sudden we look, the gardener looks, and the dog started licking the top of the gas can, I'm thinking to myself, and then say to my girl friend, this is not going to be good for that dog if he keeps licking the gas can. So, that dam dog licked the top of the can for like a minute while we watched and then all of a sudden started running around and barking, jumping and just going crazy. After about five minutes the dog just jumped and then killed over. The gardener was like, WTF? And my girl friend and I ran out there and looked at the dog just laying on its side completely lifeless. The gardener didn't know what to do. We checked on the dog and it seemed to be still breathing. The gardener said what happened, is the dog ok? I looked at the gardener and said, I think he just ran out of gas....</blockquote>

[QUOTE="PALMER84ONE, post: 106666, member: 6"] I got one for you: When I was a kid I was dating this girl that lived with her grandmother in a trailer park. The next door neighbor had a poodle that would always bark when I got there through the window in the side of their double wide. Anyway, one day we were siting in the front room enjoying each other and I herd that dam dog barking only it seemed closer. Well, the gardener was there and the dog was out. The yard was real nicely manicured and it wasn't even that big, so I don't even know why they had a gardener. Anyway, the gardener was just doing some trimming and all of a sudden we look, the gardener looks, and the dog started licking the top of the gas can, I'm thinking to myself, and then say to my girl friend, this is not going to be good for that dog if he keeps licking the gas can. So, that dam dog licked the top of the can for like a minute while we watched and then all of a sudden started running around and barking, jumping and just going crazy. After about five minutes the dog just jumped and then killed over. The gardener was like, WTF? And my girl friend and I ran out there and looked at the dog just laying on its side completely lifeless. The gardener didn't know what to do. We checked on the dog and it seemed to be still breathing. The gardener said what happened, is the dog ok? I looked at the gardener and said, I think he just ran out of gas.... [/QUOTE]

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