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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 14573" data-attributes="member: 79">Here's a good one but more of a "ya had to be there" story but I'll try and make it interesting.This was a weekend up in the Big Bear area when it was still open to dirt bikes (early 80's). We were camping in the Crab Flats area at  the time. This was considered a "guy ride" due to the ONE hill that you had to go down then climb back up to go back...it was pretty rough due to the ruts and incline. The ride was a long, hot one, our destination was Deep Creek. It was a great ride and once we got there we parked our bikes off the trail/road...and "de-geared" (helmets, shirts) to help cool off then proceded to go to the creek to dunk our heads. We kind of spliut up a little...Once we got to the edge we noticed this white car parking on the other side of the creek. The road on the other side was asphalt just up above the creek leading to a short dirt portion that came to the creek. Lots of people would come down from Arrowhead and Cedar Glen to fish, sunbathe, get wet, etc...This couple gets out of an Excaliber...an old looking car with modern mechanical features (new motor, electronics, etc....loooong fenders, soft top, rumble seat...I think). Anyways, they get out of the car, the guy goes to the trunk and takes out a smallish styrofoam cooler, he walks up to his "date"??? who if you can picture a tall barbie doll looking trophy, long blonde hair, lonnnnng legs...etc. both were wearing black pants and white shirts...he was wearing cowboy boots and she had on "CFM's" (very tall high heels)...they get to the edge of the creek and see us on the other side...he asks if there's a beach up the creek, we said yea and it's empty. This beach was a little sand area big enough for a few people to sit and relax, hidden by bushes and big boulders. He said great, would you guys help my girl cross the water? Sure, we waded out a little grabbed her hands and arms and lifted her up and over...Where we were there were a couple boulders that stuck up out of the water strategicly placed for people to step on to get across IF you weren't wearing CFMs or carrying an ice chest which brings me to the best part...we come back to where he is and offer to carry his cooler for him, he says no thanks, I got it and procedes to "jump" onto the first rock...MISSED IT"...actually he hit it on the side and with leather soles on his boots they slipped off, he splashed into the water, lost his balance, slammed the cooler onto another rock in front of him, it blew up, bottles came flying out, cooler parts floated down stream, (that sucked...enviro-wise) etc...it was great...I mean a sad thing! We grab the bottles while he gets up, shakes himself off and procedes to get onto the rocks and try again this time without a cooler making it a little easier, wet boots!!! ....he gets across, they try and gather their composure in the mean time I and one other guy go to the water get on our knees to dunk our heads...the girl walks up to us...NOW, you have to undersatand she is no rocket scientist, seriously! While reading this next part try and use your best "dumb blonde bombshell voice"...my buddy not one at a loss of words (unlike me) burries his head in the water, comes back up wipes his face back with his hands when she asks, "So what are guys doing"?  he looks at her without missing a beat and says "we're fishin" and dunks his head back in...keeps it in, shaking it around...in the mean time she looks at me and says in the most honest voice..." really, is he serious? what kind of fish are you trying to catch"? I told her big ones, really big ones...she had this look on her face that I can't even explain on here.....it was PRICELESS!!!! That made the hill climb back all worth while!!!</blockquote>

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