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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 20797" data-attributes="member: 79">Not sure if I ever told this one on this thread may have but to lazy to check...<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/tongue.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title="Tongue    :P" data-shortname=":P" />...so here it comes again if I did!Me, my buddy, his dad and 2 of his friends are out at Red Rock Canyon or Jawbone...don't remember which and not familiar which one it could be...been to each place once!  Anyways...we go for a ride a looooooong ride that took up up dirt roads, into the foot hills, slowly turning into mountains, etc...(saw a sign that said Lake Isabella 25 miles <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" />)...the leader of our group (ED) was riding his YZ 360 (<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/noidea.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":noidea:" title="Noidea    :noidea:" data-shortname=":noidea:" />) hauling azzzz around a big sweeper when WHAM he ran straight into a cows azz..........we didn't see it happen being the tail of this dog but I guess he hit her pretty hard...the cow trotted off but not too far to join the rest of the herd. we roll up, Ed picks himself up dusts himself off and said MAN what the hell just happened...Neil, my buddies dad said you just clocked that cow in the ass...you alright? Yeah I guess, bending rubbing everything making sure he aint broke when he notices his front number plate is missing...Now, you've got to know Ed, he's a goofy sum-bitch)...You guys see my front number plate anywhere?  We looked for it and it is no where to be found...now remember, the cow he hit didn't run off too far...we look over at her and she's standing there looking at us (actually Ed) with a real pissed off look on her face. He looks at us and asks you think....naw, no way.........we weren't about to walk over and check since she was pissed and again what are the odds the plate got STUCK IN HER BUTT?   Well, that's his story and he's stuck to it ever since...as for his bike and the rest of the ride. He never got it running, no rope, so the OLD MEN took off their belts (all of them were wearing jeans <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" />), buckled them together and towed Ed back to camp. In the mean time Steve and I rode out front making sure we were going the right direction (we had no idea, they just pointed and we rode)...the area when up on the plateaus looks flat, you can't see a canyon until you're right next to it...We had ridden for a while and decided to stop and wait for the other guys to catch up because we weren't sure where the heck we were so we sat and waited, and waited, and waited (no refreshments...water, nuttin) for what seemed like hours...finally they ride up. Well, you find camp? HECK NO...no idea where we are....they took off, rode up not even 100 yards and there's the canyon with our camp...we sat there (less than 100 yards away from a cold beer) the entire time wondering if we were lost!!!!!! <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" />...fun time though!...<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/ride.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":ride:" title="Ride    :ride:" data-shortname=":ride:" /></blockquote>

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