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Guy sitting in a dive bar says to the bartender "I will bet you a hundred bucks that I can stand on the bar and pee into a shotglass, filling it to the top and not spill one drop on the bar". Bartender thinks he will make a quick hundred so agrees to it. Guy stands on the bar and pees into the shotglass, misses and pees all over the bar. Guy gets off the bar and hands the bartender a hundred dollar bill. Bartender asks the guy why he would make such a stupid bet. Guy replies "no biggie on losing a hundred bucks to you, I bet the guys at the corner table two hundred bucks that I could piss all over your bar and you would be happy."

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