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CAVEMAN DISCOVERS FIRE! >grunt< .... Meat tastes more good!....

I have been lugging around my same old bullet-proof, drop it on the ground, kick it the teeth, Motorola flip phone for 3 years. I shouldn't tell you this, but one time while dropping a deuce, it fell out of my pocket and I had to snatch it quickly out of the crapper. I just hosed it down with a spray of the upside can of dust-off (so it comes out liquid) and no troubles.

So, I'm in Best Buy today, with my bulletprrof Verizon phone with my shit stained DNA in it, and holy shit, I can get the latest and greatest Android for $1.00. F yeah! (Plus a $30 fee for the something and $70 for the other.) I'm in!

Then I started F'ing around with the iPhones. I didn't pay attention to the angel on my shoulder saying "This is gonna cost ya a lot of coin!" I bitch slapped that off and spent the coin on the latest and greatest iPhone4.

I've got buyer's remorse already, because the battery is for shit in terms of longevity.

On the plus side, it is intuitive and easier to use than a Droid.

And that bitch Siri is awesome! I asked her to show me her rack, and she said no, but was flattered.

<blockquote data-quote="Buckrun" data-source="post: 107790" data-attributes="member: 51">CAVEMAN DISCOVERS FIRE!&nbsp; &gt;grunt&lt; .... Meat tastes more good!....&nbsp;I have been lugging around my same old bullet-proof, drop it on the ground, kick it the teeth, Motorola flip phone for 3 years.&nbsp; I shouldn't tell you this, but one time while dropping a deuce, it fell out of my pocket and I had to snatch it quickly out of the crapper. I just hosed it down with a spray of the upside can of dust-off (so it comes out liquid) and no troubles. &nbsp;So, I'm in Best Buy today, with my bulletprrof Verizon phone with my shit stained DNA in it, and holy shit, I can get the latest and greatest Android for $1.00.&nbsp; F yeah!<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/thumb.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":thumb:" title="Thumb&nbsp; &nbsp; :thumb:" data-shortname=":thumb:" /> (Plus a $30 fee for the something and $70 for the other.) I'm in!&nbsp;Then I started F'ing around with the iPhones.&nbsp; I didn't pay attention to the angel on my shoulder saying &quot;This is gonna cost ya a lot of coin!&quot;&nbsp; I bitch slapped that off and spent the coin on the latest and greatest iPhone4. &nbsp;I've got buyer's remorse already, because the battery is for shit in terms of longevity. &nbsp;On the plus side, it is intuitive and easier to use than a Droid. &nbsp;And that bitch Siri is awesome! I asked her to show me her rack, and she said no, but was flattered.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Buckrun, post: 107790, member: 51"] CAVEMAN DISCOVERS FIRE! >grunt< .... Meat tastes more good!.... I have been lugging around my same old bullet-proof, drop it on the ground, kick it the teeth, Motorola flip phone for 3 years. I shouldn't tell you this, but one time while dropping a deuce, it fell out of my pocket and I had to snatch it quickly out of the crapper. I just hosed it down with a spray of the upside can of dust-off (so it comes out liquid) and no troubles. So, I'm in Best Buy today, with my bulletprrof Verizon phone with my shit stained DNA in it, and holy shit, I can get the latest and greatest Android for $1.00. F yeah!:thumb: (Plus a $30 fee for the something and $70 for the other.) I'm in! Then I started F'ing around with the iPhones. I didn't pay attention to the angel on my shoulder saying "This is gonna cost ya a lot of coin!" I bitch slapped that off and spent the coin on the latest and greatest iPhone4. I've got buyer's remorse already, because the battery is for shit in terms of longevity. On the plus side, it is intuitive and easier to use than a Droid. And that bitch Siri is awesome! I asked her to show me her rack, and she said no, but was flattered. [/QUOTE]

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