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<blockquote data-quote="EvilGenius" data-source="post: 195185" data-attributes="member: 1270">[USER=1270]@EvilGenius[/USER] and his daughter came out and entered their very first races as well. They came out with the goal of &quot;finishing&quot;. I am happy to say that both finished their respective races and came back with smiles on their faces! Good job and we hope to see you out for many more events.</blockquote>Lies!&nbsp; My goal was not just to finish...my goal was to finish AND not visit the ER!Here is a pic of the 18 yr old Minion at the starting line for her first race ever:[ATTACH=full]27418[/ATTACH] This is her wishing her bike had that magic button.&nbsp; She missed that sign dropping and wondered why everyone else took off.&nbsp; Did I mention this was her first race ever?&nbsp; I seriously doubt she has ever watched a race either.&nbsp; Btw, she is the one in the pink.[ATTACH=full]27417[/ATTACH]Here I am looking awesome before my first race ever. Of course I have seen a race before....I watched the start of&nbsp; the minions race!&nbsp; [ATTACH=full]27419[/ATTACH] The minion didn't get a pic of my amazing start. You will just have take my word for the fact that I was really, really almost kinda fast, in a slow sorta way. As for the final race results, I do not see how the place I finished, or just how many people I beat is important in a thread talking about racing.&nbsp; Clearly - and this goes without saying - but I did really really well compared to all the people who did not race.&nbsp; In fact I beat every one of them.&nbsp; So where is my trophy![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE="EvilGenius, post: 195185, member: 1270"] [USER=1270]@EvilGenius[/USER] and his daughter came out and entered their very first races as well. They came out with the goal of "finishing". I am happy to say that both finished their respective races and came back with smiles on their faces! Good job and we hope to see you out for many more events. [/QUOTE] Lies! My goal was not just to finish...my goal was to finish AND not visit the ER! Here is a pic of the 18 yr old Minion at the starting line for her first race ever: [ATTACH=full]27418[/ATTACH] This is her wishing her bike had that magic button. She missed that sign dropping and wondered why everyone else took off. Did I mention this was her first race ever? I seriously doubt she has ever watched a race either. Btw, she is the one in the pink. [ATTACH=full]27417[/ATTACH] Here I am looking awesome before my first race ever. Of course I have seen a race before....I watched the start of the minions race! [ATTACH=full]27419[/ATTACH] The minion didn't get a pic of my amazing start. You will just have take my word for the fact that I was really, really almost kinda fast, in a slow sorta way. As for the final race results, I do not see how the place I finished, or just how many people I beat is important in a thread talking about racing. Clearly - and this goes without saying - but I did really really well compared to all the people who did not race. In fact I beat every one of them. So where is my trophy! [/QUOTE]

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