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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 104856" data-attributes="member: 79">This might already be on here but I'm posting again... if you've read it before just ignore it....&nbsp;A bored, lonesome single woman was browsing thru the classifieds one Saturday afternoon and sees an ad for a toad that reads &quot;one kiss and your dreams will come true... only $25.&quot;&nbsp; She hesitates, goes on then goes back to the ad and out of curiosity calls the number. A mans voice comes on the other end...she sheepishly asks Are you the person with the toad for sale&quot;? Yes I am he says, this looks too good to be true or is it all crap like most ads&quot;? the man says OH, it's true I've had severasl toads like him in the past. Well then the woman says, &quot;it doesn't look too expensive only $25... are YOU sure this isn't a gimmick?&quot; He says I am positive... She agrees to come look at it and pays a visit. She picks it up, looks it over says to the guy, looks like a normal toad... so what does he do that'll make my dreams come true. Well he says, he'll turn into a handsome prince as all young women dream of marrying and you will live happily ever after. She says OK, what do I need to do?&nbsp; He says, this toad isn't like most of the others, this one must perform oral sex rather than giving a regular kiss to turn into a prince. She says Ooooo that sounds interesting, pays him the money and leaves... that evening she undresses, takes a nice warm bath and goes into the bedroom and sits on the edge of the bed. She looks down at the toad and wonders... she picks it up and places it on the bed, she lies down, spreads her legs and places the toad near her privates... she watches but the toad does nothing... she tries coaxing it a little but still nothing.. she gets frustrated and calls the man. He agrees to come to her house to see what the matter is. she explains herself, he says OK, now show me exactly what you did...she disrobes, lies down, spreads her legs, places the toad down by her privates and again, nothing happens.&nbsp; He says OK, OK... I know what it is... he's a little shy and may have forgotten how, he picks up the toad says &quot;NOW, I'm going to show you ONE MORE TIME how to do it and that's all&quot;!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 104856, member: 79"] This might already be on here but I'm posting again... if you've read it before just ignore it.... A bored, lonesome single woman was browsing thru the classifieds one Saturday afternoon and sees an ad for a toad that reads "one kiss and your dreams will come true... only $25." She hesitates, goes on then goes back to the ad and out of curiosity calls the number. A mans voice comes on the other end...she sheepishly asks Are you the person with the toad for sale"? Yes I am he says, this looks too good to be true or is it all crap like most ads"? the man says OH, it's true I've had severasl toads like him in the past. Well then the woman says, "it doesn't look too expensive only $25... are YOU sure this isn't a gimmick?" He says I am positive... She agrees to come look at it and pays a visit. She picks it up, looks it over says to the guy, looks like a normal toad... so what does he do that'll make my dreams come true. Well he says, he'll turn into a handsome prince as all young women dream of marrying and you will live happily ever after. She says OK, what do I need to do? He says, this toad isn't like most of the others, this one must perform oral sex rather than giving a regular kiss to turn into a prince. She says Ooooo that sounds interesting, pays him the money and leaves... that evening she undresses, takes a nice warm bath and goes into the bedroom and sits on the edge of the bed. She looks down at the toad and wonders... she picks it up and places it on the bed, she lies down, spreads her legs and places the toad near her privates... she watches but the toad does nothing... she tries coaxing it a little but still nothing.. she gets frustrated and calls the man. He agrees to come to her house to see what the matter is. she explains herself, he says OK, now show me exactly what you did...she disrobes, lies down, spreads her legs, places the toad down by her privates and again, nothing happens. He says OK, OK... I know what it is... he's a little shy and may have forgotten how, he picks up the toad says "NOW, I'm going to show you ONE MORE TIME how to do it and that's all"! [/QUOTE]

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