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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 11077" data-attributes="member: 2"><p><strong>Past Great Orators of the Democratic Party:</strong></p><p></p><p>"One man with courage makes a majority." <strong>Andrew Jackson</strong></p><p></p><p>"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." <strong>Franklin D. Roosevelt</strong></p><p></p><p>"The buck stops here." <strong>Harry S. Truman</strong></p><p></p><p>"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." <strong> John F. Kennedy</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><u><strong>And, from today's genius Democrats...</strong></u></p><p></p><p>It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?'' <strong>Bill Clinton</strong></p><p></p><p>"That Obama ... I would like to cut his NUTS off." <strong>Jesse Jackson</strong></p><p></p><p>"Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." <strong>John Edwards</strong></p><p></p><p>"I invented the Internet." - <strong>Al Gore</strong></p><p></p><p>"The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS." <strong>Joe Biden</strong></p><p></p><p>" America is ... is no longer, uh, what it ... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children." <strong>Barack Obama</strong></p><p></p><p>"I have campaigned in all 57 states." <strong>Barack Obamaï</strong> (Quoted 2008)</p><p></p><p>"You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." <strong>Nancy Pelosiï</strong>¿ (Quoted 2006)</p><p></p><p>"Paying taxes is voluntary." <strong>Sen. Harry Reid</strong></p><p><strong></strong> </p><p>"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." <strong>Hillary Clinton</strong> (Quoted 1998)</p><p></p><p>"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." - <strong>Nancy Pelosi</strong> (Quoted March, 2010)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="James, post: 11077, member: 2"] [B]Past Great Orators of the Democratic Party:[/B] "One man with courage makes a majority." [B]Andrew Jackson[/B] "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." [B]Franklin D. Roosevelt[/B] "The buck stops here." [B]Harry S. Truman[/B] "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." [B] John F. Kennedy[/B] [U][B]And, from today's genius Democrats...[/B][/U] It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?'' [B]Bill Clinton[/B] "That Obama ... I would like to cut his NUTS off." [B]Jesse Jackson[/B] "Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." [B]John Edwards[/B] "I invented the Internet." - [B]Al Gore[/B] "The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS."[B] [/B][B]Joe Biden[/B] " America is ... is no longer, uh, what it ... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children." [B]Barack Obama[/B] "I have campaigned in all 57 states." [B]Barack Obamaï[/B] (Quoted 2008) "You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." [B]Nancy Pelosiï[/B]¿ (Quoted 2006) "Paying taxes is voluntary." [B]Sen. Harry Reid [/B] "Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." [B]Hillary Clinton[/B] (Quoted 1998) "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." - [B]Nancy Pelosi[/B] (Quoted March, 2010) [/QUOTE]
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