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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 110810" data-attributes="member: 79">I might have already jotted this one down but it deserves a RE-DO...&nbsp;There was a young lad sitting on the corner one day out front of the neighborhood church. The Pastor fo the church happened to see him sitting there and decided to go say hi. When he approached the boy he noticed the boy had a bottle of clear liquid and was shaking it violently then stops and watches the bubbles. The Pastor asks the boy &quot;well son, what's that you have in the jar that makes you look at it like that&quot;?&nbsp; The boy responds, &quot;terpentine father... I like watching the bubbles float around&quot;. &quot;Well then the pastor said, you shouldn't be playing with that it could be dangerous, how about some Holy water instead?&quot;... the boy stops, looks at him and askes, &quot;what makes that so special?&quot; The pastor responds, &quot;well son, if you were to rub a little bit of this on a pregnant womans belly she'll pass a fine healthy baby&quot;... the boy turns back around thinks about it then shakes the jar and stares at the bubbles then says &quot;Ahhhhh that's nothing father, rub a little of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a car&quot;!!!!!&nbsp;True story!&nbsp; <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/prof.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":prof:" title="Professor&nbsp; &nbsp; :prof:" data-shortname=":prof:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 110810, member: 79"] I might have already jotted this one down but it deserves a RE-DO... There was a young lad sitting on the corner one day out front of the neighborhood church. The Pastor fo the church happened to see him sitting there and decided to go say hi. When he approached the boy he noticed the boy had a bottle of clear liquid and was shaking it violently then stops and watches the bubbles. The Pastor asks the boy "well son, what's that you have in the jar that makes you look at it like that"? The boy responds, "terpentine father... I like watching the bubbles float around". "Well then the pastor said, you shouldn't be playing with that it could be dangerous, how about some Holy water instead?"... the boy stops, looks at him and askes, "what makes that so special?" The pastor responds, "well son, if you were to rub a little bit of this on a pregnant womans belly she'll pass a fine healthy baby"... the boy turns back around thinks about it then shakes the jar and stares at the bubbles then says "Ahhhhh that's nothing father, rub a little of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a car"!!!!! True story! :prof: [/QUOTE]

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