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<blockquote data-quote="bobkyle2" data-source="post: 110903" data-attributes="member: 579"><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna in creaze."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">"The first is that I iron better than you."</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">Maria: "Jor huzban he say </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">so."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">Wife: "Oh yeah?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">Maria: "Jor hozban did."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">my husband say that as well?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">Maria: "No Señora......., the gardener did."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande'"><span style="color: #333333">Wife: "So how much do you want?"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bobkyle2, post: 110903, member: 579"] [FONT=lucida grande][COLOR=#333333]The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=lucida grande][COLOR=#333333]The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=lucida grande][COLOR=#333333]She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=lucida grande][COLOR=#333333]Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna in creaze."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=lucida grande][COLOR=#333333]"The first is that I iron better than you."[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=lucida grande][COLOR=#333333]Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=lucida grande][COLOR=#333333]Maria: "Jor huzban he say [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=lucida grande][COLOR=#333333]so." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did." Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora......., the gardener did." Wife: "So how much do you want?"[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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