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<blockquote data-quote="CDA" data-source="post: 118933" data-attributes="member: 103"><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222"><strong>Earthly English and importance of spacing !!.</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">She sent him a 'Thank you note on email'.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">Boss' wife read the mail and filed a divorce in court</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #222222">The mails says: 'Your <u><strong>penis</strong></u> wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and firm strokes. Initially its tip was to be licked to bring to working order & it is equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired for it and you fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and mine for ever. Thanks a lot"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #40007f"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Moral: space is an essential part in English. And so is personal spell-check for typing errors.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="CDA, post: 118933, member: 103"] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222][B]Earthly English and importance of spacing !!.[/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]She sent him a 'Thank you note on email'.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]Boss' wife read the mail and filed a divorce in court[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#222222]The mails says: 'Your [U][B]penis[/B][/U] wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and firm strokes. Initially its tip was to be licked to bring to working order & it is equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired for it and you fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and mine for ever. Thanks a lot"[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#40007f][FONT=arial]Moral: space is an essential part in English. And so is personal spell-check for typing errors.[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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