Forums
New posts
Search forums
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
What's new
New posts
New profile posts
Latest activity
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Forums
Off Topic
Off Topic Discussions
The Official Jokes Thread
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119101" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the son-of-a-biotch!"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119101, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the son-of-a-biotch!"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Forums
Off Topic
Off Topic Discussions
The Official Jokes Thread
Top
