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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119106" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The boss says, 'You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...and by the way you got nice house.'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119106, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The boss says, 'You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon...and by the way you got nice house.'[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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