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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119109" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">While driving his son home from school, a father asks "What did you learn in school today?" </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"I learned how to multiply fractions, who our presidents were, and how babies are made!" says the boy.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Glad that the "Ice Breaker" was already done for him, decides to ask his son if there was any questions he had regarding the Birds and the Bees.. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Well I did have a couple of questions, but nobody would answer them. I was curious, what does a woman's private part look like.. Down there??" says the son.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">To which the father replies, "Before or after sex?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Umm.. Before?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Well son, next time you see a rose, study it for a while. Imagine a budding pink rose with velvety soft petals" says the father.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Really?? Weird.. What about after?" asks the son.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Son... Have you ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonnaise?!?!"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119109, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]While driving his son home from school, a father asks "What did you learn in school today?" [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"I learned how to multiply fractions, who our presidents were, and how babies are made!" says the boy.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Glad that the "Ice Breaker" was already done for him, decides to ask his son if there was any questions he had regarding the Birds and the Bees.. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Well I did have a couple of questions, but nobody would answer them. I was curious, what does a woman's private part look like.. Down there??" says the son.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]To which the father replies, "Before or after sex?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Umm.. Before?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Well son, next time you see a rose, study it for a while. Imagine a budding pink rose with velvety soft petals" says the father.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Really?? Weird.. What about after?" asks the son.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Son... Have you ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonnaise?!?!"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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