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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119110" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">A man walked into a bar with two black eyes.The barman said, "What happened to you?" The man replied, "I was standing behind a big woman at the supermarket checkout.I noticed her dress was caught in her crack,so I pulled it out.She turned around and punched me square in the eye." "Where did you get the other shiner?" the barman asked. "Well,I figured she preferred it in the crack,so I pushed it back in."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119110, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]A man walked into a bar with two black eyes.The barman said, "What happened to you?" The man replied, "I was standing behind a big woman at the supermarket checkout.I noticed her dress was caught in her crack,so I pulled it out.She turned around and punched me square in the eye." "Where did you get the other shiner?" the barman asked. "Well,I figured she preferred it in the crack,so I pushed it back in."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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