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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119171" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">breasts. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">tip of your breasts and say, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked!</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She grew great boobs!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">boobs and didn't want to lose them, so right in the middle of the</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">bus--"Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Hickory dickory dock."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119171, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]breasts. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]tip of your breasts and say, "Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked![/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She grew great boobs![/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]boobs and didn't want to lose them, so right in the middle of the[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]bus--"Scooby dooby doobies. I want bigger boobies."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Hickory dickory dock."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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