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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119172" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">A golfer accidentally overturned his cart.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Dan," he replied.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Dan forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest up and I'll help you get the cart up later."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"That's mighty nice of you," Dan answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She was very pretty and persuasive.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Well okay," Dan finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting lessons, Dan thanked his host.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Don't be foolish!" Elizabeth said with a smile , she wont know anything. By the way, where is she?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Under the cart!"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119172, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]A golfer accidentally overturned his cart.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Dan," he replied.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Dan forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest up and I'll help you get the cart up later."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"That's mighty nice of you," Dan answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She was very pretty and persuasive.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Well okay," Dan finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting lessons, Dan thanked his host.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Don't be foolish!" Elizabeth said with a smile , she wont know anything. By the way, where is she?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Under the cart!"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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