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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119174" data-attributes="member: 1090">his is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.&quot;May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!&quot;She hears a voice over the radio saying:&quot;This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.&quot;She says, &quot;I'm 5'4&quot; and I am a Democrat.&quot;&quot;O.K.&quot; says the voice on the radio....&quot;Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . ..&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119174, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]his is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She hears a voice over the radio saying:[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She says, "I'm 5'4" and I am a Democrat."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"O.K." says the voice on the radio....[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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