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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119230" data-attributes="member: 1090">Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance, with a face like that!'A 10 year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?'The boy says 'Me dog died this morning.''Oh no,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?'The boy replies, 'No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on mi mind at the moment.'Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself...'I’m going to take that.'Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him Where am I?The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back. ‘You’re in that basket.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119230, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance, with a face like that!'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]A 10 year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The boy says 'Me dog died this morning.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Oh no,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The boy replies, 'No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on mi mind at the moment.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best![/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such a fantastic shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself...'I’m going to take that.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him Where am I?[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back. ‘You’re in that basket.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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