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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119231" data-attributes="member: 1090">An old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and headsinto the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees asign hanging over the bar:COLD BEER: $2.00HAMBURGER: $2.25CHEESEBURGER: $2.50CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50HAND JOB: $50.00Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment the oldgolfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractivefemale bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkledgolfers.She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. &quot;Yes?&quot; she inquireswith a wide, knowing smile, &quot;May I help you?&quot;The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, &quot;I was wondering,young lady,&quot; he whispers, &quot;are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?&quot;She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: &quot;Yes Sir , I sure am.&quot;The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly,&quot;Well, wash your hands real f u c k ing good because I want acheeseburger.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119231, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]An old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]sign hanging over the bar:[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]COLD BEER: $2.00[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]HAMBURGER: $2.25[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]CHEESEBURGER: $2.50[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]HAND JOB: $50.00[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment the old[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]golfers.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. "Yes?" she inquires[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir , I sure am."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Well, wash your hands real f u c k ing good because I want a[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]cheeseburger."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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