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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119246" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333">We are in trouble....</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">population of this country is 300 million.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">160 </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">million are retired. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">That leaves 140 million to do the </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">work. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">There are 85 million in school. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Which leaves 55 million to do the work. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">government. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Leaving 20 million to do the work. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">with killing TERRORISTS !!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Which leaves 17.2 </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">million to do the work. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Take from that total the 15.8 </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">million people who work for state and city </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Governments. And that </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">leaves 1.4 million to do the work. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">At any given </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Leaving </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">1,212,000 to do the work. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Now, there are 1,211,998 people </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">in prisons. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">That leaves just two people to do the </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">work. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">You and me. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">And there </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">you are, </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Sitting on your ass, </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">At your computer, reading jokes.. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Nice. Real nice.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119246, member: 1090"] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333]We are in trouble....[/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=#333333]The [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]population of this country is 300 million.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]160 [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]million are retired. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]That leaves 140 million to do the [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]work. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]There are 85 million in school. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Which leaves 55 million to do the work. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]government. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Leaving 20 million to do the work. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]with killing TERRORISTS !![/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Which leaves 17.2 [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]million to do the work. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Take from that total the 15.8 [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]million people who work for state and city [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Governments. And that [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]leaves 1.4 million to do the work. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]At any given [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Leaving [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]1,212,000 to do the work. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Now, there are 1,211,998 people [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]in prisons. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]That leaves just two people to do the [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]work. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]You and me. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]And there [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]you are, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Sitting on your ass, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]At your computer, reading jokes.. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Nice. Real nice.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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