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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119250" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">Dinner Date</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">A while back, when I was younger, I picked up my date at her parents' house. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She ordered the most expensive items on the menu; shrimp cocktail, lobster and champagne.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">No"she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">I said "Would you care for dessert?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119250, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]Dinner Date[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]A while back, when I was younger, I picked up my date at her parents' house. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She ordered the most expensive items on the menu; shrimp cocktail, lobster and champagne.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]No"she replied, "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]I said "Would you care for dessert?"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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