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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119251" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">A business man got on an elevator.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">with a bright, 'T-G-I-F.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She looked puzzled and repeated, 'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">He again answered, 'S-H-I-T.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, 'T-G-I-F.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The man smiled back to her and once again, 'S-H-I-T.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119251, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]A business man got on an elevator.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]with a bright, 'T-G-I-F.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She looked puzzled and repeated, 'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]He again answered, 'S-H-I-T.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, 'T-G-I-F.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The man smiled back to her and once again, 'S-H-I-T.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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