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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119311" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over, unzipped his fly and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Surprised, the daughter asked, 'Daddy, what the heck was that?' Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It....it was only a bug, Honey.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said, 'Sure had a big dick, didn't it?'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119311, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over, unzipped his fly and sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Surprised, the daughter asked, 'Daddy, what the heck was that?' Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It....it was only a bug, Honey.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said, 'Sure had a big dick, didn't it?'[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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