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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119313" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">all of our fins showing." And they did.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Now we eat everybody." And they did.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">When they were both gorged, the son asked,"Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the s h i t inside!"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Now you know... Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119313, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]all of our fins showing." And they did.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Now we eat everybody." And they did.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]When they were both gorged, the son asked,"Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the s h i t inside!"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Now you know... Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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