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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119314" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The ticket agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?"</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">the old farmer said,</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"that's my pet rooster chuck. Wherever i go, chuck goes."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"i'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"we can't allow animals in the theater."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">the old farmer went around the corner and stuffed chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">He sat down next to two old widows named mildred and marge.</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. . . The old farmer</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">unbuttoned his fly so chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"marge," whispered mildred.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"what?" said marge.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"i think the guy next to me is a pervert."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"what makes you think so?" asked marge?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"he undid his pants and he has his thing out", whispered mildred.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"well, don't worry about it", said marge.. "at our age we've seen 'em all"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"i thought so too", said mildred, "but this one's eatin' my popcorn!"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119314, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The ticket agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]the old farmer said,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"that's my pet rooster chuck. Wherever i go, chuck goes."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"i'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"we can't allow animals in the theater."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]the old farmer went around the corner and stuffed chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]He sat down next to two old widows named mildred and marge.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. . . The old farmer[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]unbuttoned his fly so chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"marge," whispered mildred.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"what?" said marge.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"i think the guy next to me is a pervert."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"what makes you think so?" asked marge?[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"he undid his pants and he has his thing out", whispered mildred.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"well, don't worry about it", said marge.. "at our age we've seen 'em all"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"i thought so too", said mildred, "but this one's eatin' my popcorn!"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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