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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119315" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'fascinate, not fascinating'.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'fascinated.' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">word 'fascinate.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">burned by Little Johnny before.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate',</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">so she called on him.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her ( . Y . )'S are</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">so big she can only fasten eight.' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The teacher sat down and cried</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #333333"><img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119315, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'fascinate, not fascinating'.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'fascinated.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]word 'fascinate.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]burned by Little Johnny before.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate',[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]so she called on him.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her ( . Y . )'S are[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]so big she can only fasten eight.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The teacher sat down and cried[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]:lol:[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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