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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119317" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Tell me, please! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "Well, what's the good news?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel that</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">you are entitled to a share in the catch."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119317, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper...[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Tell me, please! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "Well, what's the good news?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel that[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]you are entitled to a share in the catch."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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