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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119319" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">Are you smarter than a first grader??</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">What Starts with F and ends with K</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Ms.. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Principal: </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'What is 3 x 3?'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Harry: </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'9.' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Principal: </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'What is 6 x 6?' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Harry: </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'36.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The principal and Harry both agreed. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Ms.. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Harry, after a moment: 'Legs..' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Harry replied: 'Pockets.' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Harry: </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Pants.' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Harry: 'Shake hands.' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The principal was trembling. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Ms.. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Harry: </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Firetruck.' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119319, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]Are you smarter than a first grader??[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]What Starts with F and ends with K[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Ms.. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Principal: [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'What is 3 x 3?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Harry: [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'9.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Principal: [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'What is 6 x 6?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Harry: [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'36.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The principal and Harry both agreed. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Ms.. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Harry, after a moment: 'Legs..' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Harry replied: 'Pockets.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Harry: [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Pants.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Harry: 'Shake hands.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The principal was trembling. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Ms.. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Harry: [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Firetruck.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...'[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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