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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119323" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">dice.</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">completely nude'.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES!</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">YES! I WON, I WON!'</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">clothes and quickly departed.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">MORAL OF THE STORY -</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Not all Irish are drunks,</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">not all blondes are dumb,</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">but all men...are men.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119323, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]dice.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]completely nude'.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES![/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]YES! I WON, I WON!'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]clothes and quickly departed.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]MORAL OF THE STORY -[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Not all Irish are drunks,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]not all blondes are dumb,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]but all men...are men.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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