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<blockquote data-quote="Joxy" data-source="post: 119527" data-attributes="member: 1155">A bunch of blokes are in the changing room of a golf club.A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen.&nbsp; BLOKE: &quot;Hello&quot;WOMAN: &quot;Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?&quot;BLOKE: &quot;Yes&quot;WOMAN: &quot;I am at the shopping centreand found this beautiful leather coat.It's only £1, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?&quot;BLOKE: &quot;Sure, .. go ahead if you like it that much.&quot;WOMAN: &quot;I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.&quot;BLOKE: &quot;How much?&quot;WOMAN: &quot;£70, 000&quot;BLOKE: &quot;OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.&quot;WOMAN: &quot;Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950, 000&quot;BLOKE: &quot;Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900, 000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.&quot;WOMAN: &quot;OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!&quot;BLOKE: &quot;Bye! I love you, too.&quot; The bloke hangs up. The other blokes in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks: &quot;Anyone know who this phone belongs to?&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="lol&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="Joxy, post: 119527, member: 1155"] A bunch of blokes are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. BLOKE: "Hello" WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" BLOKE: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]and found this beautiful leather coat.[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]It's only £1, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?"[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]BLOKE: "Sure, .. go ahead if you like it that much."[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]BLOKE: "How much?"[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]WOMAN: "£70, 000"[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]BLOKE: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950, 000"[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]BLOKE: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900, 000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]BLOKE: "Bye! I love you, too." The bloke hangs up. [/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]The other blokes in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... [/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px]He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" [/SIZE][/COLOR] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:[COLOR=#000000][SIZE=14px][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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