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<blockquote data-quote="James" data-source="post: 11962" data-attributes="member: 2">pick out the best looking girl in the room.sit down next to her, and look at her, then look at your watch.&nbsp; do it&nbsp; again.&nbsp; and again.&nbsp; eventually she'll ask you why you are looking at&nbsp; your watch.&nbsp; &quot;are you expecting someone?&quot; she may inquire.now tell her that you have a state-of-the-art watch that telepathically&nbsp; tells you things about other people.&nbsp; and you were just listening to it&nbsp; tell you things about her.&nbsp; she has to be curious at this point.she'll smile and ask, &quot;so what's it saying about me?&quot;you'll reply, &quot;my watch says you have no underwear on&quot;.and of course she'll say &quot;well, that's wrong, because i do have underwear on.&quot;at this point vigorously shake your watch, then say, with a totally straight face, &quot;hmmm, seems my watch is an hour fast&quot;.By: Jim aka the wrooster</blockquote>

[QUOTE="James, post: 11962, member: 2"] pick out the best looking girl in the room. sit down next to her, and look at her, then look at your watch. do it again. and again. eventually she'll ask you why you are looking at your watch. "are you expecting someone?" she may inquire. now tell her that you have a state-of-the-art watch that telepathically tells you things about other people. and you were just listening to it tell you things about her. she has to be curious at this point. she'll smile and ask, "so what's it saying about me?" you'll reply, "my watch says you have no underwear on". and of course she'll say "well, that's wrong, because i do have underwear on." at this point vigorously shake your watch, then say, with a totally straight face, "hmmm, seems my watch is an hour fast". By: Jim aka the wrooster [/QUOTE]

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