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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119629" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'How long will this take?' I asked.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">replies. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">I stopped... </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119629, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'How long will this take?' I asked.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]replies. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]I stopped... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw."[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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