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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119631" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'They're mating,' her father replied. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">her foot and stomped them flat. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Well, we're not having any of that gay s#$t in our garden' she said.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119631, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'They're mating,' her father replied. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]her foot and stomped them flat. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Well, we're not having any of that gay s#$t in our garden' she said.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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