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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119633" data-attributes="member: 1090">Two rednecks decided that they wern't going anywhere in life andthought they should go to college to get ahead. The first one wentto see a professor who suggested him to take math, history, and logic.&quot;What's logic?&quot; he asked.The professor answered, &quot;Let me give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?&quot;&quot;I sure do&quot; he answered.&quot;Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard?&quot; replied the professor.&quot;That's real good&quot; answered the redneck.The professor continued: &quot;Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house.&quot;Impressed, the redneck shouted, &quot;Amazin!!&quot;&quot;And since you own a house, logic tells me that you have a wife?&quot;&quot;Betty Mae! This is incredible!&quot; he shouts.&quot;Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are a hetrosexual,&quot; says the professor.&quot;Dang, you're right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I can't wait to take that there logic class!&quot;The redneck, proud of the new world about to open up to him walks back into the hallway, where his friend is waiting.&quot;So, what classes ya'all takin?&quot; his buddy asks him.&quot;Math, history, and logic,&quot; he answers.&quot;What in tarnation is logic?&quot; his buddy asks.&quot;Let me give ya an example. Do ya own a weedeater?&quot;&quot;No,&quot; his buddy answers.&quot;You're queer, ain't ya?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119633, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]Two rednecks decided that they wern't going anywhere in life and[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first one went[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]to see a professor who suggested him to take math, history, and logic.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"What's logic?" he asked.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"I sure do" he answered.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard?" replied the professor.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"That's real good" answered the redneck.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Impressed, the redneck shouted, "Amazin!!"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"And since you own a house, logic tells me that you have a wife?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" he shouts.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are a hetrosexual," says the professor.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Dang, you're right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I can't wait to take that there logic class!"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The redneck, proud of the new world about to open up to him walks back into the hallway, where his friend is waiting.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"So, what classes ya'all takin?" his buddy asks him.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Math, history, and logic," he answers.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"What in tarnation is logic?" his buddy asks.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Let me give ya an example. Do ya own a weedeater?"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"No," his buddy answers.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"You're queer, ain't ya?"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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