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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119636" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the hell out of all of you!'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Just a couple of minutes ago...'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119636, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the hell out of all of you!'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Just a couple of minutes ago...'[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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