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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119639" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">double-pane energy efficient kind and today I got a call</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">been completed a whole year ago and I still</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">hadn't paid for them.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Hellloooo...........just because I'm blonde it doesn't mean that I am</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">automatically stupid!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year,</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Hellloooo....."it's been a year!" I told him.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">up. He never called back.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">I bet he felt like an idiot.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119639, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]double-pane energy efficient kind and today I got a call[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]been completed a whole year ago and I still[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]hadn't paid for them.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Hellloooo...........just because I'm blonde it doesn't mean that I am[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]automatically stupid![/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves![/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Hellloooo....."it's been a year!" I told him.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]up. He never called back.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]I bet he felt like an idiot.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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