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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119641" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it...</span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333333">How to wash a toilet</span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Sincerely,</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The Dog</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119641, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it...[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#333333]How to wash a toilet[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=#333333]1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Sincerely,[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The Dog[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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