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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119642" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">by an enemy Indian War Party. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The Indian Chief proclaims, </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" .... </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"In honor of the Harvest Festival, </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">YOU will be executed in three days." </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests" </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"What is your FIRST request ???' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The Lone Ranger responds, </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"I'd like to speak to my horse." </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The Chief nods and Silver is brought </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">before the Lone Ranger who whispers in </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Later that evening, Silver returns with </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">a beautiful blonde woman on his back. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">As the Indian Chief watches, </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">and spends the night. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The next morning the Indian Chief admits </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">he's impressed. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"You have a very fine and loyal horse", </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"But I will still kill you in two days." </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"What is your SECOND request ???" </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The Lone Ranger again asks to speak </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">to his horse. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Silver is brought to </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">him, </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">and he again whispers in the horse's ear. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">As before, Silver takes off and disappears </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">over the horizon. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Silver again returns, this time with a </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">voluptuous brunette, more attractive </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">than the blonde. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She enters the Lone Rangers tent </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">and spends the night. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The following morning the Indian Chief </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">is again impressed. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"You are indeed a man of many talents," </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"But I will still kill you tomorrow." </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"What is your LAST request ???" </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The Lone Ranger responds, </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"I'd like to speak to my horse, ... alone." </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The Chief is curious, but he agrees, </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">and Silver is brought to </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">the </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Lone Ranger's tent. </span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Once they're alone, </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Looks him square in the eye and says, </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Listen Very Carefully !!!! </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">FOR... THE... LAST... TIME... </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">I SAID ... </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"BRING POSSE"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119642, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]by an enemy Indian War Party. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The Indian Chief proclaims, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" .... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"In honor of the Harvest Festival, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]YOU will be executed in three days." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests" [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"What is your FIRST request ???' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The Lone Ranger responds, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"I'd like to speak to my horse." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The Chief nods and Silver is brought [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]before the Lone Ranger who whispers in [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Later that evening, Silver returns with [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]a beautiful blonde woman on his back. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]As the Indian Chief watches, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]and spends the night. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The next morning the Indian Chief admits [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]he's impressed. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"You have a very fine and loyal horse", [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"But I will still kill you in two days." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"What is your SECOND request ???" [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The Lone Ranger again asks to speak [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]to his horse. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Silver is brought to [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]him, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]and he again whispers in the horse's ear. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]As before, Silver takes off and disappears [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]over the horizon. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Silver again returns, this time with a [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]voluptuous brunette, more attractive [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]than the blonde. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She enters the Lone Rangers tent [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]and spends the night. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The following morning the Indian Chief [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]is again impressed. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"You are indeed a man of many talents," [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"But I will still kill you tomorrow." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"What is your LAST request ???" [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The Lone Ranger responds, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"I'd like to speak to my horse, ... alone." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The Chief is curious, but he agrees, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]and Silver is brought to [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]the [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Lone Ranger's tent. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Once they're alone, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Looks him square in the eye and says, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Listen Very Carefully !!!! [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]FOR... THE... LAST... TIME... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]I SAID ... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"BRING POSSE"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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