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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119643" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">He smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">I'm very sorry, but they turned me down.'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119643, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]He smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]I'm very sorry, but they turned me down.'[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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