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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119644" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Well, it's s h i t. that's right, s h it ! 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[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119644, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Well, it's s h i t. that's right, s h it ! Now fill in all the "ban me s with s h i t"[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]**BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** may just be the most functional word in the English language. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]You can smoke **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, buy **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, sell **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, lose **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, find **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]forget **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]and tell others to eat **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Some people know their **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, while others can't tell the difference [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]between **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** and shineola. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]There are lucky **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**s, dumb **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**s, and crazy **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**s. There is bull [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]**BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, horse **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, and chicken **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]You can throw **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, sling **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, catch **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, shoot the **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, or duck [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]when the **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** hits the fan. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]You can give a **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** or serve **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** on a shingle. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]You can find yourself in deep **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** or be happier than a pig in **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Some days are colder than **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, some days are hotter than **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, and [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]some days are just plain **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**ty. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Some music sounds like **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, things can look like **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, and there [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]are times when you feel like **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]You can have too much **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, not enough **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, the right **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, the [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]wrong **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** or a lot of weird **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]You can carry **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, have a mountain of **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, or find yourself up [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]**BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** creek without a paddle. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Sometimes everything you touch turns to **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** and other times you [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]fall in a bucket of **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** and come out smelling like a rose. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]block of the English language. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]And remember, once you know your **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, you don't need to know [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]anything else!! [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]You could pass this along, if you give a **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**; or not do so if you [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]don't give a **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**! [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Well, **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]do give a **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**. But, [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]if you happened to catch a load of **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** from some **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME**-head........... [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Well, **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** Happens!!![/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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