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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119729" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She finally overtook him at the checkout. She turned to him and said , "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">He answered, "That's okay." </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">She then went through the checkout. As she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">"How come so much? I only bought 5 items!" </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your mother said </span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">you'd be paying for her things, too."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Now you know why there is a tear in my eye.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119729, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She finally overtook him at the checkout. She turned to him and said , "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]He answered, "That's okay." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]She then went through the checkout. As she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]"How come so much? I only bought 5 items!" [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your mother said [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]you'd be paying for her things, too."[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Now you know why there is a tear in my eye.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Don't trust little Old Ladies!!![/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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