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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119730" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">The Veterinarian </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate, he stated. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Why yes, she replied, every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The pastor replied, 'that’s wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The elderly woman answered $10,000 a week.' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The pastor was amazed, your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'He is a veterinarian, she answered.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money, the pastor said.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">'Where does he practice?' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">The woman answered proudly, in Nevada, he has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119730, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]The Veterinarian [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate, he stated. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Why yes, she replied, every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The pastor replied, 'that’s wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The elderly woman answered $10,000 a week.' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The pastor was amazed, your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'He is a veterinarian, she answered.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money, the pastor said.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]'Where does he practice?' [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]The woman answered proudly, in Nevada, he has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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