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<blockquote data-quote="Peezy" data-source="post: 119731" data-attributes="member: 1090"><p><span style="color: #333333">DONT FORGET ABOUT SATURDAY!</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Mark your calendars. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">to see any woman other than his wife naked.</span></p><p><span style="color: #333333">must commit suicide if he does. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">So Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, & to demonstrate they think it’s okay to see nude women other than their wives, & to show support for all American women. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American gov’t appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists & applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333333">God bless America!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peezy, post: 119731, member: 1090"] [COLOR=#333333]DONT FORGET ABOUT SATURDAY![/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Mark your calendars. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]to see any woman other than his wife naked.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]must commit suicide if he does. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]So Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, & to demonstrate they think it’s okay to see nude women other than their wives, & to show support for all American women. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American gov’t appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists & applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333]God bless America![/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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