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<blockquote data-quote="redswr" data-source="post: 121678" data-attributes="member: 66"><p>Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."</p><p></p><p>Priest : "What have you done my child?"</p><p></p><p>Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."</p><p> </p><p>Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a</p><p>bitch?"</p><p></p><p>Girl : "Because he touched my hand."</p><p></p><p>Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)</p><p></p><p>Girl : "Yes father."</p><p></p><p>Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son</p><p>of a bitch."</p><p></p><p>Girl : "Then he touched my breast."</p><p></p><p>Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)</p><p></p><p>Girl : "Yes father."</p><p></p><p>Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a</p><p>bitch."</p><p></p><p>Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."</p><p></p><p>Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her</p><p>clothes)</p><p></p><p>Girl : "Yes father."</p><p></p><p>Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a</p><p>bitch."</p><p></p><p>Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into</p><p>my you know where."</p><p></p><p>Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know</p><p>what into her you know where)</p><p>Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES</p><p>FATHER!!!"</p><p></p><p>(after a few minutes)</p><p></p><p>Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a</p><p>bitch."</p><p></p><p>Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"</p><p></p><p>Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="redswr, post: 121678, member: 66"] Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest : "What have you done my child?" Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl : "Because he touched my hand." Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl : "Yes father." Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl : "Then he touched my breast." Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl : "Yes father." Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl : "Yes father." Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" (after a few minutes) Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!" Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" [/QUOTE]
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