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<blockquote data-quote="rezrider" data-source="post: 12264" data-attributes="member: 79"><p>A woman telling her doctor that the reason she's over weight is becasue she has metal fillings in her mouth and has quite an assortment of magnets on her refridgerator that keep pulling her towards it...<img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p><p></p><p>A woman tells the waitor that she would like to have "broiled chicken breats, green beans and a baked potato with nothing on it....but to bring her an order of lasagna and garlic bread and anti pasta salad by mistake. <img src="https://www.dirtbikeaddicts.com/static/images/smilies/naughty.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":naughty:" title="Naughty :naughty:" data-shortname=":naughty:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rezrider, post: 12264, member: 79"] A woman telling her doctor that the reason she's over weight is becasue she has metal fillings in her mouth and has quite an assortment of magnets on her refridgerator that keep pulling her towards it...:shocked: A woman tells the waitor that she would like to have "broiled chicken breats, green beans and a baked potato with nothing on it....but to bring her an order of lasagna and garlic bread and anti pasta salad by mistake. :naughty: [/QUOTE]
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